Cap d'Agde, end clap ... but not for STIs!
Cap d'Agde: end clap, but the STIs make extra time! Oh, the Cap d'Agde rockstars, you have still made waves this summer! The evenings where the jerseys disappear faster than morality, the meetings that would make a screenwriter of X movies blush ... Bravo, you assured. But, surprise! September arrives, and with him as every year, the charming memories of the CAP which scratch where it should not be. So, before putting the cover, a piece of advice: go to the lab for an MST test. Because, frankly, the only "gift" you want to bring back is a crisp anecdote, not a VIP pass for the clinic! Why a test? Because the STIs love the course as much as you! The Cap d'Agde is the Mecca of Libertinage, but also the favorite MST playground. After your scorching night marathons, a check-up, this is the minimum union to prevent your next evening from ending in "ouille, what is this thing?" Sarcastic ? Perhaps, but we have not all survived the foam evenings to be fooled by an opportunistic bacteria. How is it going? Easier than a poorly negotiated three plan! • Zero headache: no prescription, no blabla. It’s easier than finding a quiet corner in the naturist village. • Free and faster than a crazy speed-dating: Push the door of the first analysis lab you come across, ask for a full HIV/MST test (blood test, urine, throat-the big game), and it is folded in less time than it takes to lace your stilettos. • Express results: a few days later, you will know everything. And hop, you will be able to leave for new adventures, your mind as light as your outfits in CAP. Libertines, be clever (and still as scandalous)! You are the pros of the evenings where everything is allowed, so prove that you also know how to play the heroes of common sense. A test is your passport to continue to ignite the tracks without triggering a sanitary alert. So go for the lab. The only waves you want are those of pleasure!
Sandrine
Merci pour ce texte qui m'a faite sourire et qui rappelle les bases malheureusement pas assez souvent respectées.